She said she loved me for who I really am, so I dumped her immediately. I won’t be with someone who’s that bad a judge of character.
If I’m driving through a parking lot, and someone is trying to cross the lane to get into the store, I stop and wave them on as an act of kindness. Then, just as they’re clear of my path, I race by with a disgusted look as though they’ve inconvenienced me beyond measure.
It’s just one episode in a game I call The Considerate Asshole.
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