But You Told ME I Was Funny

Personally this page is for adults, with adult senses of humor. If you are offended by that. DON"T COME HERE! I'm not concerned with your morality or fragile EGOS. I'm concerned with FUNNY. No One will force you to look at this blog. If you like it please enjoy yourself. If you don't go somewhere else!

She said she loved me for who I really am, so I dumped her immediately. I won’t be with someone who’s that bad a judge of character.

If I’m driving through a parking lot, and someone is trying to cross the lane to get into the store, I stop and wave them on as an act of kindness. Then, just as they’re clear of my path, I race by with a disgusted look as though they’ve inconvenienced me beyond measure. 
It’s just one episode in a game I call The Considerate Asshole.

lisalisa1217:

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lisalisa1217:

Selective Hearing Aids For Men. It’s finally here guys! Your prayers answered. #SelectiveHearingAid #HearingAid #Men #Guys #WiFi #Wife #Off #AnsweredPrayers #Funnies #Lol #LMAO #Humor

julieebonics:

I guess lol. #textposts #lmao #youaresomethinelse

julieebonics:

I guess lol. #textposts #lmao #youaresomethinelse

pinlolz:

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pinlolz:

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