Oh, goodie. It’s that time of year again for Facebook to be flooded with pictures of ugly children in overpriced clothes with rolling book bags because they’re too lazy or stupid to know how to carry one as their lonely, co-dependent mothers wonder where the time has gone because they don’t recall the passage of time which occurred when they were drunk off of mimosas at two in the afternoon as those same children they’re doting on ate Play Dough and sniffed glue completely unsupervised. 

I guess the only thing to look forward to now is the inundation of photos which will occur on Awards Day every three weeks as their mouth-breathing tax breaks receive a certificate for not choking to death on their own boogers.